Alive
notherwise:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

obviously cornellian. 
And if you’re ever feeling lonely just look at the moon.
Someone, somewhere, is looking right at it too.
- Night Vale (via koreyan)

vanillish:

tell me i’m your national anthemimage


mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf


suckitandmeme:

Andrew Wyeth, Christina’s World (1948) / Arctic Monkeys, Do I Wanna Know? (2013)

inspired by x
tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay)


city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

image

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"


softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun)


pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero